XWF Thursday Trauma: TrAnSfUsIoNSeptember 27, 2001
The fireworks shoot. Its the first XWF event since XWF BAD BLOOD. MONDAY NIGHT CARNAGE was cancelled due to technical difficulties. As a result, THURSDAY TRAUMA is subtitled, THURSDAY TRAUMA: TrAnSfUsIoN! Its sort of like a "Clash of the Champions" from the old WCW. A television special.
MICK: Welcome to TrAnSfUsIoN! BAD BLOOD is over and the XWF is in trouble!
JERRY: That's right, MICK!
MICK: MR. BIG worked his ass off and lasted the whole royal rumble, only to have CH3ZI be the last man in and rob B-I-G of the WORLD TITLE.
JERRY: I beg to differ, MICK. CH3ZI and PRESIDENT BANDIT are two very smart men. They made wise investments in their futures. The nWo is the way to go!
MICK: Tonight, the OUTSYDERS defend their tag team titles against HBK and BIG SEXY BADASS!
JERRY: THE VOLT defends his HELL IN A CELL CHAMPIONSHIP against NEVERMORE!
MICK: SADIE battles NIKKI for the XWF WOMEN'S TITLE!
JERRY: NOLAN takes on JAZZER in a rematch that SHOULD end this long feud. The European Title will be on the line!
MICK: The main event will be MR. BIG vs. BUBBA JONES for the XWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
JERRY: Here is our first match!
HHH: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is for the XWF WOMAN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! Our first competitor, making her way to the ring,…………NIKKI!
( NIKKI makes her way to the ring. It looks as if she does not care about the XWF. )
HHH: And her opponent,………SADIE!
THE MATCH: SADIE takes charge right from the get-go. NIKKI claws at SADIE, but SADIE won't give up any ground at all. SADIE throws NIKKI outside and drop kicks her. SADIE throws NIKKI back into the ring and pile drives her. SADIE tries to pick NIKKI up by the hair, but NIKKI nails her in the stomach with a closed fist. NIKKI throws SADIE into the ropes that are directly across from them, but SADIE hits NIKKI in the face and leaves her on the ground. SADIE goes to the top rope and pulls off a hurricanrana. SADIE covers NIKKI,…………1-2-3.
HHH: The winner and the first XWF WOMENS CHAMPION………SADIE!
JERRY: Damn, that was a sexy match!
MICK: The sexiest match that you have ever seen?
JERRY: No, you vs. the UNDERTAKER was!
MICK: You are a very disturbed man.
JERRY: Speaking of disturbed, DISTURBED GREGG ALLEN will mis two to three weeks with an arm injury.
MICK: Bad news for the XWF!
HHH: Ladies and gentlemen, the next match is for the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP! Now making his way to the ring………JAZZER.
( JAZZER makes his way to the ring with a cocky, I am the Sh!t, kind of look on his face. )
MICK: JAZZER is a traitor! He sold his soul to PRESIDENT BANDIT and the nWo!
JERRY: Again, JAZZER is another intelligent man who made a very wise career decision.
HHH: And his opponent, on his way to the ring…………he is the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION………NOLAN!
THE MATCH: JAZZER and NOLAN talk smack to each others face as the match begins. JAZZER punches NOLAN, NOLAN punches JAZZER. Finally, NOLAN pushes JAZZER down and the crowd loves it! JAZZER slithers his way to a corner and pulls himself up by using the ropes. NOLAN goes for the corner and JAZZER waves his hands like "No, wait I'm not ready!", but NOLAN punches him in the face anyway. NOLAN powerbombs JAZZER and goes to the top turnbuckle. NOLAN raises his hands in the air as if this will finish off JAZZER once and for all. Just then, the same guy who keeps sticking his nose in MR. BIG's matches, ran in from the crowd. He shakes the ropes and causes NOLAN to fall and smash his family jewels on the turnbuckle. The referee calls for the bell.
HHH: Referee HUGH GASS has ruled this match a no-contest due to outside interference!
MICK: Who is this guy?
JERRY: We need better security!
( COMMERCIAL BREAK! )
( The cameras start rolling again. DISTURBED's "DOWN WITH THE SICKnESS" starts to play. Out comes the entire nWo. MIKEY GLYSTER with his XWF HARDCORE BELT. THE OUTSYDERS with their tag team belts. They are being lead to the ring by COMMISSIONER CH3ZI who has his brand new XWF WORLD TITLE BELT around his waist. VICE PRESIDENT RIVERS and PRESIDENT BANDIT are in front. They are smiling as they get into the ring and VP RIVERS begins to talk………… )
VP RIVERS: WELL, well,well! Its seems as if the XWF is on the edge of ………falling apart! You see here, the nWo is about to take over. PERIOD! We have the XWF WORLD CHAMPION, CH3ZI. We also have this man, the PREZ. MR. PREZ, would you like to speak now?
( BANDIT takes the mic. The crowd boos. )
BANDIT: Shut up you fat redneck bastards!
( PRESIDENT BANDIT gets the loudest boos that the XWF has ever seen! )
BANDIT: I got tired of you morons. I got tired of losing. I got tired of the XWF!
( More boos. )
BANDIT: I got tired of one certain man who thinks he can stop the nWo from taking over the XWF…that man is… B-I-G!
( The fans go crazy when they hear MR. BIG's name! )
BANDIT: You see , BIG,………if you can't beat 'em, join 'em! So now we have the XWF, whose members suck, anyway. We have the nWo SICKnESS, and the nWo nO DQ! nO DQ is the administrative branch of the nWo. Me, RIVERS, and CH3ZI. We will succeed where The nWo HOLLYWOOD and the nWo WOLFPAC failed! BYE, bye… XWF!
( Just then, MR. BIG's music comes on and B-I-G himself comes out to the top of the walkway. He has a microphone and a piece of paper in the other. He begins to speak………… )
MR. BIG: What I have here is a contract from when I was the XWF COMMISSIONER. It states," I, MR. BIG, am hereby entitled to a match for ANY title I choose to fight for at ANY PAY-PER-VIEW. This still stands even if the COMMISSIONER'S job is lost after the signing of this contract." I signed it, and so did your dumbass, PRESIDENT BANDIT!
( The crowd erupts! )
MR. BIG: And guess what, guys. I want CH3ZI at the next XWF PAY-PER-VIEW, for the XWF WORLD TITLE!
( MR. BIG's music hits again and he goes backstage. The crowd is chanting B-I-G, B-I-G! )
( COMMERCIAL BREAK! )
HHH: The next match is one fall and it is for the XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Now coming to the ring, the team of BIG SEXY BADASS and HBK!
( The crowd cheers and HBK shows his confidence coming to the ring. )
HHH: And their opponents………they are the XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS………THE OUTSYDERS!
THE MATCH: As DOWN WITH THE SICKnESS goes off, THE OUTSYDERS, attack BSB and HBK. The referee gains control of the match and BS and BST are the first legal men in the ring. BSB win a test of strength and he body slams BST. BSB tags HBK in and HBK shows off. The crowd loves it, but mostly the women. HBK kicks BST as he is down. HBK goes to the top rope, but SIC shakes the ropes. HBK's testicles are smashed against the steel chain that connects the turnbuckle to the ringpost. SIC starts beating HBK outside of the ring. BST gets back up and regains his composure. BSB comes in the ring to make sure that BST stays hurt, but SIC leaves HBK on the floor and enters the ring. It is now the OUTSYDERS vs. BSB. THE OUTSYDERS go to double clothesline BSB, but he ducks and THE OUTSYDERS bounce off of the ropes. BSB clothes line both of them on the way back. BSB fall too, because of the impact and rolls out of the ring. HBK gets back into the ring. BST stands up, but he is very dizzy looking. HBK stops and delivers a monstrous superkick to the face of BST. All of a sudden…………the interference guy comes out of the crowd, he climbs in the ring and looks as if he is going to screw HBK and BIG SEXY BADASS out of the TAG TEAM TITLES. Then, MR. BIG's music comes over the loud speakers.
MICK: IT'S MR. BIG!
THE MATCH: BIG runs down to the ring with a pissed off look on his face. He climbs in the ring and starts pounding the Sh!t out of the interferer. The man escapes B-I-G and runs to the backstage area. MR. BIG tells the referee to count as HBK lay on top of BST. The ref counts,………1-2-3.
HHH: The winner and THE NEW, XWF tag team Champions,………BIG SEXY BADASS and HBK!
( The three XWF Champions celebrate in the ring as we go to a commercial break. )
( COMMERCIAL BREAK! )
( The cameras start rolling again! )
HHH: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is for the XWF HELL IN A CELL CHAMPIONSHIP! Coming to the ring, first…………NEVERMORE!
( NEVERMORE enters the ring slowly, he has a mysterious look on his face. )
HHH: And his opponent, he is the XWF HELL IN A CELL CHAMPION,…………THE VOLT!
( THE VOLT enters the ring The cage is lowered. )
THE MATCH: THE VOLT takes the upper hand. VOLT throws NEVERMORE into the steel cage and busts VOLT's head wide open. VOLT slams NEVERMORE to the mat. VOLT stands in one corner right across from NEVERMORE. VOLT waits for NEVERMORE to get up.
( The fans go crazy! )
MICK: It's all over, THE VOLT has made quick work of NEVERMORE!
( The lights go out. The whole arena is black. After a minute or two, the lights come back on. NEVERMORE is on top of THE VOLT, waiting for the referee to count to three. )
THE NATCH: The referee (who looks very confused) slaps the mat three times,………1-2-3.
HHH: The winner, and THE NEW, XWF HELL IN A CELL CHAMPION,………NEVERMORE!
MICK: That was the weirdest thing that I have ever seen!
JERRY: I don't know. I would just let this go. NEVERMORE creeps me out.
( COMMERCIAL BREAK! )
( The cameras start rolling again! )
HHH: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is for the XWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP! The first competitor, now making his way to the ring………he is a member of the nWo,………BUBBA JONES!
( BUBBA walks to the ring )
HHH: And his opponent, he is the former XWF COMMISSIONER and the current XWF IC CHAMPION,………MR. BIG!
( The crowd goes nuts! B-I-G………B-I-G! )
THE MATCH: As things get started, the nWo nO DQ walks their cocky "We are the Shit" type selves to the ring and have a seat next to MICK FOLEY and JERRY the KING LAWLER.
THE MATCH: BIG looks at nO DQ with a "You guys are pathetic" type look. JONES takes advantage of this and hits BIG in the back. BUBBA picks BIG up and goes for the suplex. BIG reverses it and suplexes BUBBA out of the ring and through the table that MICK, JERRY, VP RIVERS, BANDIT, CH3ZI are sitting at. BIG looks at nO DQ like he wants their lives! BIG turns around and the nWo nO DQ come up behind him and start beating on him.
MICK: The IC CHAMPION has no hope!
( NOLAN runs from the back into the ring )
JERRY: Its NOLAN!
MICK: A proud XWF member that will surely help MR. BIG!
( NOLAN stares down the nWo for a few minutes. Then he elbow drops BIG. )
MICK: WHAT!?
JERRY: NOLAN has joined the nWo!
( NOLAN takes a mic as he laughs and gives high fives to nO DQ. )
NOLAN: WHY? Haha…………I bet you morons are wondering why, right? I'll tell you why. I have a very good friend who doesn't like you. A friend that has cost you. A friend that has hurt you. That mans name is……………BANZAI!
( A man starts to walk towards the ring. )
MICK: It's the same man who kept interfering in XWF matches!
NOLAN: That's right, B-I-G (NOLAN says this in a very sarcastic way)! BANZAI wants you at MONDAY CARNAGE.
( PRESIDENT BANDIT takes the mic as MR. BIG still lays on the mat, being kicked every now and then by the nWo. )
BANDIT: BIG! You're not gonna even make it to the next PAY-PER-VIEW! HAHAHA!
MICK: MR. BIG vs. BANZAI this MONDAY NIGHT! Will BIG have any surprises himself? Will the nWo SICKnESS conquer the XWF now that nO DQ is in one hundred percent complete charge of things?
JERRY: Find out then!
( The camera fades away as the nWo walks out of the ring laughing. The camera has a closes up on MR. BIG's face as he lays on the mat in pain and agony. )
[End of Show]
MICK: Welcome to TrAnSfUsIoN! BAD BLOOD is over and the XWF is in trouble!
JERRY: That's right, MICK!
MICK: MR. BIG worked his ass off and lasted the whole royal rumble, only to have CH3ZI be the last man in and rob B-I-G of the WORLD TITLE.
JERRY: I beg to differ, MICK. CH3ZI and PRESIDENT BANDIT are two very smart men. They made wise investments in their futures. The nWo is the way to go!
MICK: Tonight, the OUTSYDERS defend their tag team titles against HBK and BIG SEXY BADASS!
JERRY: THE VOLT defends his HELL IN A CELL CHAMPIONSHIP against NEVERMORE!
MICK: SADIE battles NIKKI for the XWF WOMEN'S TITLE!
JERRY: NOLAN takes on JAZZER in a rematch that SHOULD end this long feud. The European Title will be on the line!
MICK: The main event will be MR. BIG vs. BUBBA JONES for the XWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
JERRY: Here is our first match!
HHH: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is for the XWF WOMAN'S CHAMPIONSHIP! Our first competitor, making her way to the ring,…………NIKKI!
( NIKKI makes her way to the ring. It looks as if she does not care about the XWF. )
HHH: And her opponent,………SADIE!
THE MATCH: SADIE takes charge right from the get-go. NIKKI claws at SADIE, but SADIE won't give up any ground at all. SADIE throws NIKKI outside and drop kicks her. SADIE throws NIKKI back into the ring and pile drives her. SADIE tries to pick NIKKI up by the hair, but NIKKI nails her in the stomach with a closed fist. NIKKI throws SADIE into the ropes that are directly across from them, but SADIE hits NIKKI in the face and leaves her on the ground. SADIE goes to the top rope and pulls off a hurricanrana. SADIE covers NIKKI,…………1-2-3.
HHH: The winner and the first XWF WOMENS CHAMPION………SADIE!
JERRY: Damn, that was a sexy match!
MICK: The sexiest match that you have ever seen?
JERRY: No, you vs. the UNDERTAKER was!
MICK: You are a very disturbed man.
JERRY: Speaking of disturbed, DISTURBED GREGG ALLEN will mis two to three weeks with an arm injury.
MICK: Bad news for the XWF!
HHH: Ladies and gentlemen, the next match is for the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP! Now making his way to the ring………JAZZER.
( JAZZER makes his way to the ring with a cocky, I am the Sh!t, kind of look on his face. )
MICK: JAZZER is a traitor! He sold his soul to PRESIDENT BANDIT and the nWo!
JERRY: Again, JAZZER is another intelligent man who made a very wise career decision.
HHH: And his opponent, on his way to the ring…………he is the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION………NOLAN!
THE MATCH: JAZZER and NOLAN talk smack to each others face as the match begins. JAZZER punches NOLAN, NOLAN punches JAZZER. Finally, NOLAN pushes JAZZER down and the crowd loves it! JAZZER slithers his way to a corner and pulls himself up by using the ropes. NOLAN goes for the corner and JAZZER waves his hands like "No, wait I'm not ready!", but NOLAN punches him in the face anyway. NOLAN powerbombs JAZZER and goes to the top turnbuckle. NOLAN raises his hands in the air as if this will finish off JAZZER once and for all. Just then, the same guy who keeps sticking his nose in MR. BIG's matches, ran in from the crowd. He shakes the ropes and causes NOLAN to fall and smash his family jewels on the turnbuckle. The referee calls for the bell.
HHH: Referee HUGH GASS has ruled this match a no-contest due to outside interference!
MICK: Who is this guy?
JERRY: We need better security!
( COMMERCIAL BREAK! )
( The cameras start rolling again. DISTURBED's "DOWN WITH THE SICKnESS" starts to play. Out comes the entire nWo. MIKEY GLYSTER with his XWF HARDCORE BELT. THE OUTSYDERS with their tag team belts. They are being lead to the ring by COMMISSIONER CH3ZI who has his brand new XWF WORLD TITLE BELT around his waist. VICE PRESIDENT RIVERS and PRESIDENT BANDIT are in front. They are smiling as they get into the ring and VP RIVERS begins to talk………… )
VP RIVERS: WELL, well,well! Its seems as if the XWF is on the edge of ………falling apart! You see here, the nWo is about to take over. PERIOD! We have the XWF WORLD CHAMPION, CH3ZI. We also have this man, the PREZ. MR. PREZ, would you like to speak now?
( BANDIT takes the mic. The crowd boos. )
BANDIT: Shut up you fat redneck bastards!
( PRESIDENT BANDIT gets the loudest boos that the XWF has ever seen! )
BANDIT: I got tired of you morons. I got tired of losing. I got tired of the XWF!
( More boos. )
BANDIT: I got tired of one certain man who thinks he can stop the nWo from taking over the XWF…that man is… B-I-G!
( The fans go crazy when they hear MR. BIG's name! )
BANDIT: You see , BIG,………if you can't beat 'em, join 'em! So now we have the XWF, whose members suck, anyway. We have the nWo SICKnESS, and the nWo nO DQ! nO DQ is the administrative branch of the nWo. Me, RIVERS, and CH3ZI. We will succeed where The nWo HOLLYWOOD and the nWo WOLFPAC failed! BYE, bye… XWF!
( Just then, MR. BIG's music comes on and B-I-G himself comes out to the top of the walkway. He has a microphone and a piece of paper in the other. He begins to speak………… )
MR. BIG: What I have here is a contract from when I was the XWF COMMISSIONER. It states," I, MR. BIG, am hereby entitled to a match for ANY title I choose to fight for at ANY PAY-PER-VIEW. This still stands even if the COMMISSIONER'S job is lost after the signing of this contract." I signed it, and so did your dumbass, PRESIDENT BANDIT!
( The crowd erupts! )
MR. BIG: And guess what, guys. I want CH3ZI at the next XWF PAY-PER-VIEW, for the XWF WORLD TITLE!
( MR. BIG's music hits again and he goes backstage. The crowd is chanting B-I-G, B-I-G! )
( COMMERCIAL BREAK! )
HHH: The next match is one fall and it is for the XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! Now coming to the ring, the team of BIG SEXY BADASS and HBK!
( The crowd cheers and HBK shows his confidence coming to the ring. )
HHH: And their opponents………they are the XWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS………THE OUTSYDERS!
THE MATCH: As DOWN WITH THE SICKnESS goes off, THE OUTSYDERS, attack BSB and HBK. The referee gains control of the match and BS and BST are the first legal men in the ring. BSB win a test of strength and he body slams BST. BSB tags HBK in and HBK shows off. The crowd loves it, but mostly the women. HBK kicks BST as he is down. HBK goes to the top rope, but SIC shakes the ropes. HBK's testicles are smashed against the steel chain that connects the turnbuckle to the ringpost. SIC starts beating HBK outside of the ring. BST gets back up and regains his composure. BSB comes in the ring to make sure that BST stays hurt, but SIC leaves HBK on the floor and enters the ring. It is now the OUTSYDERS vs. BSB. THE OUTSYDERS go to double clothesline BSB, but he ducks and THE OUTSYDERS bounce off of the ropes. BSB clothes line both of them on the way back. BSB fall too, because of the impact and rolls out of the ring. HBK gets back into the ring. BST stands up, but he is very dizzy looking. HBK stops and delivers a monstrous superkick to the face of BST. All of a sudden…………the interference guy comes out of the crowd, he climbs in the ring and looks as if he is going to screw HBK and BIG SEXY BADASS out of the TAG TEAM TITLES. Then, MR. BIG's music comes over the loud speakers.
MICK: IT'S MR. BIG!
THE MATCH: BIG runs down to the ring with a pissed off look on his face. He climbs in the ring and starts pounding the Sh!t out of the interferer. The man escapes B-I-G and runs to the backstage area. MR. BIG tells the referee to count as HBK lay on top of BST. The ref counts,………1-2-3.
HHH: The winner and THE NEW, XWF tag team Champions,………BIG SEXY BADASS and HBK!
( The three XWF Champions celebrate in the ring as we go to a commercial break. )
( COMMERCIAL BREAK! )
( The cameras start rolling again! )
HHH: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is for the XWF HELL IN A CELL CHAMPIONSHIP! Coming to the ring, first…………NEVERMORE!
( NEVERMORE enters the ring slowly, he has a mysterious look on his face. )
HHH: And his opponent, he is the XWF HELL IN A CELL CHAMPION,…………THE VOLT!
( THE VOLT enters the ring The cage is lowered. )
THE MATCH: THE VOLT takes the upper hand. VOLT throws NEVERMORE into the steel cage and busts VOLT's head wide open. VOLT slams NEVERMORE to the mat. VOLT stands in one corner right across from NEVERMORE. VOLT waits for NEVERMORE to get up.
( The fans go crazy! )
MICK: It's all over, THE VOLT has made quick work of NEVERMORE!
( The lights go out. The whole arena is black. After a minute or two, the lights come back on. NEVERMORE is on top of THE VOLT, waiting for the referee to count to three. )
THE NATCH: The referee (who looks very confused) slaps the mat three times,………1-2-3.
HHH: The winner, and THE NEW, XWF HELL IN A CELL CHAMPION,………NEVERMORE!
MICK: That was the weirdest thing that I have ever seen!
JERRY: I don't know. I would just let this go. NEVERMORE creeps me out.
( COMMERCIAL BREAK! )
( The cameras start rolling again! )
HHH: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is for the XWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP! The first competitor, now making his way to the ring………he is a member of the nWo,………BUBBA JONES!
( BUBBA walks to the ring )
HHH: And his opponent, he is the former XWF COMMISSIONER and the current XWF IC CHAMPION,………MR. BIG!
( The crowd goes nuts! B-I-G………B-I-G! )
THE MATCH: As things get started, the nWo nO DQ walks their cocky "We are the Shit" type selves to the ring and have a seat next to MICK FOLEY and JERRY the KING LAWLER.
THE MATCH: BIG looks at nO DQ with a "You guys are pathetic" type look. JONES takes advantage of this and hits BIG in the back. BUBBA picks BIG up and goes for the suplex. BIG reverses it and suplexes BUBBA out of the ring and through the table that MICK, JERRY, VP RIVERS, BANDIT, CH3ZI are sitting at. BIG looks at nO DQ like he wants their lives! BIG turns around and the nWo nO DQ come up behind him and start beating on him.
MICK: The IC CHAMPION has no hope!
( NOLAN runs from the back into the ring )
JERRY: Its NOLAN!
MICK: A proud XWF member that will surely help MR. BIG!
( NOLAN stares down the nWo for a few minutes. Then he elbow drops BIG. )
MICK: WHAT!?
JERRY: NOLAN has joined the nWo!
( NOLAN takes a mic as he laughs and gives high fives to nO DQ. )
NOLAN: WHY? Haha…………I bet you morons are wondering why, right? I'll tell you why. I have a very good friend who doesn't like you. A friend that has cost you. A friend that has hurt you. That mans name is……………BANZAI!
( A man starts to walk towards the ring. )
MICK: It's the same man who kept interfering in XWF matches!
NOLAN: That's right, B-I-G (NOLAN says this in a very sarcastic way)! BANZAI wants you at MONDAY CARNAGE.
( PRESIDENT BANDIT takes the mic as MR. BIG still lays on the mat, being kicked every now and then by the nWo. )
BANDIT: BIG! You're not gonna even make it to the next PAY-PER-VIEW! HAHAHA!
MICK: MR. BIG vs. BANZAI this MONDAY NIGHT! Will BIG have any surprises himself? Will the nWo SICKnESS conquer the XWF now that nO DQ is in one hundred percent complete charge of things?
JERRY: Find out then!
( The camera fades away as the nWo walks out of the ring laughing. The camera has a closes up on MR. BIG's face as he lays on the mat in pain and agony. )