XWF Monday Carnage XWF Monday Carnage
February 4, 2002

[The Carnage Music hits, the crowd give a massive pop as the pyros go off]
FOLEY: "Welcome to XWF Monday CARNAGE folks! I am Mick Foley, and joining me is Mr. Bill Goldberg."
BILL: "And Mick, tonight, we have 3 major events happening!"
FOLEY: "Yep Bill. LIGHTNING STREAK, the new XWF CHAMPION faces BANDIT in a re-match from BRAWL"
BILL: "HWOARANG gets a shot at the European Championship and Ottobomb"
FOLEY: "And in the most important announcement in a long while…MR. BIG, yes, THE ONLY ONE, makes a State of the XWF address, and it all goes down here tonight!"

['Just…Think…About…It'…BANG! 're-Arranged' by Limp Bizkit hits the PA to a huge pop, and MR. BIG hits the Carnage stage]
FOLEY: "I think he couldn't wait!"
[Mr. BIG walks down to the ring and high fives the fans before entering and posing on the turnbuckles…]
MR. BIG: "Well, well, well. I have been in the XWF a damn long time. A hell of a long time. I AM THE XWF OWNER DAMN IT! WWWWOOOO! And three initials threaten our legacy folks. No, it's not the nWo. But the V…W…F. Ottobomb, Gravedigger, Mastermind. Deadman K…you name 'em, and they have gone. But, Keech has made a huge mistake. Remember Deadman? You are the Commissioner. Well, that was until I stepped forward. You pestered over Meera too much pal. YOU'RE FIRED! And your replacement; A savior amongst men, a XWF Legend - BANDIT!"
FOLEY: "What?!"
[Pyros go off, and 'No 1' by Nelly hits the PA to a massive pop, as Bandit walks down to the ring]
MR. BIG: "You know what Bandit? I have never seen such unity in the XWF since the days of No DQ".
BILL: "Which was wrecked by Bandit of all people".
BANDIT: "BIG, who would of thought it? TWO XWF LEGENDS, on the same side?"
MR. BIG: "VWF, let this be your first, only and LAST warning. The XWF is coming, and we are coming to kick your ass - THE XTREME WAY!"
BILL: "I think the VWF had better watch out!"
['re-Arranged' hits again as the two exit the ring, and walk up the ramp]

(Commercial Break.)

FOLEY: "We are back!"

[Let the Bodies hit the FLLLOOOORRRR! Hwoarang hits the stage with an Impact Players T-Shirt to a huge pop]
STING: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP! In the ring, from Korea, representing the XWF and The Impact Players - HWOARANG!"
['Livin it Up' hits and Ottobomb gets a massive round of boos]
STING: "And his opponent, being accompanied by Ms. Stacy Keibler; from Palo Alto, CA; weighing in at 150lbs; representing the VWF; he is the XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION and XWF XTREME CHAMPION - OTTOBOMB!"

XWF European Championship
Hwoarang vs. Ottobomb with Stacy Keibler

Ottobomb hands his belts over, and the bell rings. Hwoarang gets in Otto's face, and Otto throws a massive right hand. Hwoarang falls, and gets back up, only to receive another right. Hwoarang then hits a massive Overhand Chop, and shoves Ottobomb in the corner. Hwoarang hits 3 knife-edge chops, and shoves Ottobomb into the corner. Ottobomb reverses and hits a Frankensteiner! Ottobomb has an evil smirk on his face, when Stacy gets on to the ring apron. Out of the crowd comes Mr. BIG! He comes right to the ring, and pulls Stacy's skirt down! Ottobomb looks pissed, and BIG shoves him down, off the top rope. BIG gets Hwoarang back up, and Hwoarang hits a HUGE Scissors Kick. 1-2-3!
STING: "Here is your winner, AND NEW XWF EUROPEAN CHAMPION, HWOARANG!"
FOLEY: "XWF 1, VWF 0!"
BILL: "And the XWF score is gonna get better MICK!"

(Outside Broadcast) Jazzer is at the arena for the VWF's First Ever show tonight. Inside are all the VWF wrestlers, including Deadman K, Mastermind and Gravedigger.
DEADMAN K: "It's gonna be great! XWF will be history!"
MASTERMIND: "And Mr. PIG will shut up for once!"
[Jazzer enters the room]
JAZZER: "Guys! Guys! Bad news! Otto has lost the European Championship!"
GRAVEDIGGER: "That's just too bad"
JAZZER: "And Keech, you've been sacked by BIG from your XWF Commish spot!"
DEADMAN K: "He didn't say anything about my personal life now, did he?"
[Jazzer nods]
DEADMAN K: "Jazzer, get your rental-car. We gonna sort him out…the Hardcore Way!"
BILL: "I don't like the look of this!"

(Commercial Break.)

(We are back!)

BILL: "Folks, let's take you to some footage shot during the commercial. The VWF Wrestler's have all taken rental-cars to this arena!"
FOLEY: "They are gonna Terrorize Tampa!"

[Backstage] Mr. BIG and the XWF Wrestlers are in the Luxury Suite
Mr. BIG: "Hahaha! They honestly think that they are gonna beat ME up? Hahaha! These VWF f*ckers crack me up every time!"

BILL: "Well…I guess BIG is in a great mood!"
FOLEY: "And he's gonna love and hate our next match…"
BILL: "Lightning Streak and Bandit, a legend takes on a future BIG-timer…and it's all for the biggest stretch of gold of em all!"
['Alive' by P.O.D. hits to a huge pop, and Lightning Streak hits the ring to a huge pop]
STING: "The following match is slated for one fall, and it is for the XWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! In the ring, from Scunthorpe, England; he is the XWF WORLD CHAMPION - LIGHT-NING STREAK!"
['#1' by Nelly hits and the pyros go off to a massive pop]
STING: "And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois; he is the XWF COMMISSIONER and a two-time XWF CHAMPION - BAND-IT!"

XWF World Championship
Bandit vs. Lightning Streak

Bandit and Lightning Streak is/was the only XWF vs. XWF match on the show, so it was highly anticipated.
Bandit and approaches Streak and the match begins. They lock up, and Bandit locks in a Hammerlock. Streak reverses and locks on his own Hammerlock. Bandit feels the pressure, but backs off the ropes, and clocks Streak with a right hand. 1-2-kick out! Streak gets back up, and Bandit Irish whips him into the ropes. Bandit nails a swift boot to the gut, and Streak flies over Bandit's leg to the floor. Bandit, stomps the life out of Streak, and nails a few successive elbow drops.
Out of nowhere, come Jazzer and the VWF! They come running down, and they knock out the referee! Jazzer then beat on Bandit, and Lightning Streak joins in!!! Lightning Streak shakes hands with Jazzer! Lightning Streak covers. And the ref looks up…1-2-KICK OUT! The crowd went nuts! Jazzer looked peeved…but then…
'JUST THINK ABOUT IT!'…The arena lights went out, and from the crowd came the Impact Players! Mr. BIG went straight at Jazzer and shoved him out of the ring. It was a mass brawl, until Lightning Streak, BIG and Bandit were the last three in the ring. BIG saw Lightning Streak, and without hesitation, hit The BIG Storm. The crowd went loony! Bandit then covered.
FOLEY: "It can't end this way!"
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BILL: "YES! YES! YES!"
STING: "Here is your winner, and THE NEW XWF WORLD CHAMPION - BAND-IT!"
BILL: "The XWF Title comes home. He's now a FOUR-TIME XWF Champion!"
[Mr. BIG grabs the microphone…]
MR. BIG: "I think we beat their Asses, once. Now, that is what we will say is a PREVIEW of Deadly Mind Games. Cherry Coke please folks!"
BILL: "I think it's a toast, to the new XWF CHAMPION!"
FOLEY: "Not this way!"
BILL: "We have a new XWF Champion folks. GOOD NIGHT!"
[Mr. BIG and the Impact Players are all in the ring toasting, and Mr. BIG toasts the XWF Championship Belt as we go off air]…

[End of Show]