XWF Monday Night CarnageDecember 3, 2001
[Excerpt]
BILL: "Great match there between BANZAI and DGA there, Mick"
MICK: "I believe so!"
[Backstage] Mr. BIG is in his executive office/dressing room when NEVERMORE comes in…
MR. BIG: "It's just great to be back in here again… [Knock] … come in!"
NEVERMORE: "Nice to see ya Biggie! I am the Xtreme Champion, but tonight, I will become the WORLD XTREME CHAMPION! How does that sound?"
MR. BIG: "Well, it's like I said… You will be NEVERMORE once I am done with you!"
[We cut back to the ring to see BILL & MICK at the announce table]
BILL: "MR. BIG takes on NEVERMORE in an XWF CHAMPIONSHIP match later tonight!"
MICK: "But BILL, remember XWF XMAS MADNESS is coming soon! And you can order it now! Cable or satellite customers must call their operator for details on how to order. For those with Digital systems or Interactive facilities, press the appropriate button to order, and you can see XMAS MADNESS LIVE!"
BILL: "Once you've shut up Mick, we can get back to some wrestling! And tonight an old score will be settled! THE KIDNAPPER, PEDRO EL PIE, takes on…SILVER!"
['Last Resort' by Papa Roach hits the PA to a massive pop and SILVER hits the stage to an even bigger pop]
HHH: "[Ding, Ding!] The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH, Scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, he is a former XWF Hardcore Champion, SILVER!"
BILL: "I'm guessing OFFICER BIG made this one no DQ"
[PEDRO EL PIE'S music hits and he gets some boos but some cheers from the fans]
HHH: "And his opponent, PEDRO EL PIE!"
[PEDRO walks down to the ring with his friend PERCY THE PIE… (The talking pie) and shouts 'I want Pie!' as he walks down to the ring]
SILVER vs. PEDRO EL PIE
PEDRO puts his pie under the bottom rope, and talks to his PIE. SILVER wastes no time and nails a huge Baseball Slide… SILVER then goes under the ring and takes a Steel Chair. SILVER almost swings when PERCY PIE tells SILVER to put the chair down. SILVER looks like he will punch PERCY's lights out, when EL PIE nails SILVER with a LOW BLOW! He rolls SILVER into the ring and gets a TWO COUNT!!!!! EL PIE looks peeved and SILVER takes time to get up. SILVER turns EL PIE around and nails him with 3 Running Knee Strikes. EL PIE looks digusted! PERCY doesn't look to pleased either! SILVER then gets right back up and hits EL PIE with The QUICKSILVER! One-two-three!
HHH: "Here is your winner, Silver!"
MICK: "Look BILL, its SUMMER!"
BILL: "Re-united at last!"
MICK: "Wait a sec…that's A REALLY NICE CHAP! He just leapt over the barrier and took SUMMER! SILVER is fuming! Wait! EASY AS PIE! Damn it!"
BILL: "And look at that evil PERCY, chuckling away like mad…damn them…damn them!"
[SILVER looks pissed as we fade out]
[An awesome ad for XWF/nWo XMAS MADNESS airs]
BILL: "Well our next match folks is a three-team Tag Team Match up!"
MICK: "Ottobomb wanted this one…and it looks like it could determine something…"
['Livin it Up' by Limp Bizkit hits the PA to a huge pop and Otto and A REALLY NICE CHAP match their way to the ring]
HHH: "The following is a three team Tag Team match scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring; A Former XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION; OTTOBOMB and a Former CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, A REALLY NICE CHAP!"
['Down with the sickNess hits the PA and the crowd boo like mad for now nO DQ]
MICK: "The assholes"
HHH: "And their opponents, first, XWF PRESIDENT RIVERS the CEO of the Xtreme Wrestling Federation: THE BANDIT!"
[nWo…'Smooth Criminal' by Alien Ant Farm hits and the crowd give a mixed reaction to Nolan and Jazzer]
BANDIT & RIVERS vs. OTTOBOMB & A REALLY NICE CHAP vs. NOLAN & JAZZER
RIVERS, CHAPPIE & JAZZER started the match. Pres made a quick tag to BANDIT and he started on CHAPPIE. JAZZER joined as a double team. They threw CHAPPIE into the turnbuckle and nailed chop after chop. JAZZER then nailed BANDIT with a huge left hand. JAZZER then gave CHAPPIE a Full Nelson Slam. JAZZER got a two count. CHAPPIE made a tag to OTTOBOMB, who came straight in and nailed some huge rights. NOLAN too exception and came in and got OTTOBOMB out of the ring. JAZZER saw CHAPPIE in a Great Position… CROWD'S ELBOW! But JAZZER only got the two count! OTTOBOMB and NOLAN were half way up the ramp when FITZMISTER appeared and nailed NOLAN with a Lead Pipe! OTTOBOMB then climbed the XTREME-TRON and FITZMISTER put a chair on NOLAN… 5-STAR FROG SPLASH OFF THE XTREME-TRON onto a chair! The crowd were beginning the famous "E-C-W" and "Holy Sh!t!" chants. In the ring however, CHAPPIE was still down, when VP came in. He hit THE VETO and got the one-two-three!
HHH: "Here are your winners, THE BANDIT & PRESIDENT RIVERS!"
[OTTOBOMB and FITZMISTER were on the ramp and looked stunned. FITZMISTER whispered something in OTTO's ear and they charged down]
BILL: "I don't like the look of this!
[OTTO and FITZ came down and just annihilated everyone left and walked right back up the ramp when they were done]
MICK: "The XWF looks stronger than ever now!"
MICK: "I believe so!"
[Backstage] Mr. BIG is in his executive office/dressing room when NEVERMORE comes in…
MR. BIG: "It's just great to be back in here again… [Knock] … come in!"
NEVERMORE: "Nice to see ya Biggie! I am the Xtreme Champion, but tonight, I will become the WORLD XTREME CHAMPION! How does that sound?"
MR. BIG: "Well, it's like I said… You will be NEVERMORE once I am done with you!"
[We cut back to the ring to see BILL & MICK at the announce table]
BILL: "MR. BIG takes on NEVERMORE in an XWF CHAMPIONSHIP match later tonight!"
MICK: "But BILL, remember XWF XMAS MADNESS is coming soon! And you can order it now! Cable or satellite customers must call their operator for details on how to order. For those with Digital systems or Interactive facilities, press the appropriate button to order, and you can see XMAS MADNESS LIVE!"
BILL: "Once you've shut up Mick, we can get back to some wrestling! And tonight an old score will be settled! THE KIDNAPPER, PEDRO EL PIE, takes on…SILVER!"
['Last Resort' by Papa Roach hits the PA to a massive pop and SILVER hits the stage to an even bigger pop]
HHH: "[Ding, Ding!] The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is a NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH, Scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, he is a former XWF Hardcore Champion, SILVER!"
BILL: "I'm guessing OFFICER BIG made this one no DQ"
[PEDRO EL PIE'S music hits and he gets some boos but some cheers from the fans]
HHH: "And his opponent, PEDRO EL PIE!"
[PEDRO walks down to the ring with his friend PERCY THE PIE… (The talking pie) and shouts 'I want Pie!' as he walks down to the ring]
SILVER vs. PEDRO EL PIE
PEDRO puts his pie under the bottom rope, and talks to his PIE. SILVER wastes no time and nails a huge Baseball Slide… SILVER then goes under the ring and takes a Steel Chair. SILVER almost swings when PERCY PIE tells SILVER to put the chair down. SILVER looks like he will punch PERCY's lights out, when EL PIE nails SILVER with a LOW BLOW! He rolls SILVER into the ring and gets a TWO COUNT!!!!! EL PIE looks peeved and SILVER takes time to get up. SILVER turns EL PIE around and nails him with 3 Running Knee Strikes. EL PIE looks digusted! PERCY doesn't look to pleased either! SILVER then gets right back up and hits EL PIE with The QUICKSILVER! One-two-three!
HHH: "Here is your winner, Silver!"
MICK: "Look BILL, its SUMMER!"
BILL: "Re-united at last!"
MICK: "Wait a sec…that's A REALLY NICE CHAP! He just leapt over the barrier and took SUMMER! SILVER is fuming! Wait! EASY AS PIE! Damn it!"
BILL: "And look at that evil PERCY, chuckling away like mad…damn them…damn them!"
[SILVER looks pissed as we fade out]
[An awesome ad for XWF/nWo XMAS MADNESS airs]
BILL: "Well our next match folks is a three-team Tag Team Match up!"
MICK: "Ottobomb wanted this one…and it looks like it could determine something…"
['Livin it Up' by Limp Bizkit hits the PA to a huge pop and Otto and A REALLY NICE CHAP match their way to the ring]
HHH: "The following is a three team Tag Team match scheduled for one fall. Making their way to the ring; A Former XWF HARDCORE CHAMPION; OTTOBOMB and a Former CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, A REALLY NICE CHAP!"
['Down with the sickNess hits the PA and the crowd boo like mad for now nO DQ]
MICK: "The assholes"
HHH: "And their opponents, first, XWF PRESIDENT RIVERS the CEO of the Xtreme Wrestling Federation: THE BANDIT!"
[nWo…'Smooth Criminal' by Alien Ant Farm hits and the crowd give a mixed reaction to Nolan and Jazzer]
BANDIT & RIVERS vs. OTTOBOMB & A REALLY NICE CHAP vs. NOLAN & JAZZER
RIVERS, CHAPPIE & JAZZER started the match. Pres made a quick tag to BANDIT and he started on CHAPPIE. JAZZER joined as a double team. They threw CHAPPIE into the turnbuckle and nailed chop after chop. JAZZER then nailed BANDIT with a huge left hand. JAZZER then gave CHAPPIE a Full Nelson Slam. JAZZER got a two count. CHAPPIE made a tag to OTTOBOMB, who came straight in and nailed some huge rights. NOLAN too exception and came in and got OTTOBOMB out of the ring. JAZZER saw CHAPPIE in a Great Position… CROWD'S ELBOW! But JAZZER only got the two count! OTTOBOMB and NOLAN were half way up the ramp when FITZMISTER appeared and nailed NOLAN with a Lead Pipe! OTTOBOMB then climbed the XTREME-TRON and FITZMISTER put a chair on NOLAN… 5-STAR FROG SPLASH OFF THE XTREME-TRON onto a chair! The crowd were beginning the famous "E-C-W" and "Holy Sh!t!" chants. In the ring however, CHAPPIE was still down, when VP came in. He hit THE VETO and got the one-two-three!
HHH: "Here are your winners, THE BANDIT & PRESIDENT RIVERS!"
[OTTOBOMB and FITZMISTER were on the ramp and looked stunned. FITZMISTER whispered something in OTTO's ear and they charged down]
BILL: "I don't like the look of this!
[OTTO and FITZ came down and just annihilated everyone left and walked right back up the ramp when they were done]
MICK: "The XWF looks stronger than ever now!"